30 Funny Jokes for Kids!

Laughter is one of those things that lifts you up and heals your soul.  Whether you have had a bad day or just need a little extra funny in your day.  The thing that makes me smile the most is when my little 4 and 5 year olds come up to me and tell me their little jokes that don't even make sense.  But to them it is the funniest thing the world, and you can't help but laugh.  

We need to  treasure that laughter because before we know it, our kids will be gone and we will never be able to get those precious moments back.  Here are 30 knock knock jokes for kids that will have you and them laughing!  Because sometimes all you can do is laugh!

Hope you have a wonderful Friday!  




How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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Knock knock
Who's there
Cow
Cow who
No silly, cows say moo, not who
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed
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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them
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Knock knock
Who's there
Little old lady
Little old lady who
I didn't know you could yodel
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Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the MOOvies
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Where did Tigger find Pooh?
In the toilet
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What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
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What happened when the owl lost it's voice?

It didn't give a hoot
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What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn?
Where's pop corn?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer ( no idea )
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea
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Why was six scared?
Because seven eight nine
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Knock knock
Who's there
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles
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Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted
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Where do sheep get their wool cut?
At the BAAbars
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What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
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Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
Don't cry, it's just a joke
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Why did the chicken cross the play ground?
To get to the other slide
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Until next time,